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	<title>Filthy americA</title>
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	<description>Public Debauchery, Disorder and Dysfunction</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bayer gives kids AIDs</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/uncategorized</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	IM bringing this blog back. But with a more controversial than comedic side. It suits it better. I think, dont you?
	Anyway I found this article on YouTube. I remember when this happened. What better way to bring back some American Filth. Although they are a German founded Company, they well known and operate throughout America. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>IM bringing this blog back. But with a more controversial than comedic side. It suits it better. I think, dont you?</p>
	<p>Anyway I found this article on YouTube. I remember when this happened. What better way to bring back some <em>American Filth</em>. Although they are a German founded Company, they well known and operate throughout America. These bastards that run Bayer <strong>KNEW</strong> they had some of thier medication infected with AIDS. How did they know? Because they had it out here in America and it was killing people and some lawyers found the paper work saying they knew, so  they then pull the medication. </p>
	<p>Dispose of it? NO, they turn around and make a profit selling it to France, Spain and Japan.</p>
	<p>Here is where American Filth comes into play. The American Govt. <em>made</em> Bayer take it off the shelves here. <strong>BUT</strong>, They <em>allowed</em> Bayer to turn around and dump it on these other countries&#8230;</p>
	<p>This is AIDS were talking about people.</p>
	<p>Watch for yourself&#8230;</p>
	<p>Do not support Bayer. Do not buy thier products.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS3mhjt7TrY&#038;search=Bayer"><br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/bayerhiv.jpg" alt="Bayer gives people aids" /></a></p>
	<p>Bayer Has done so much more than you think. </p>
	<p>They discovered Mustard Gas. </p>
	<p>They produced and supplied Zyklon B to the Nazi&#8217;s, an active chemical used in the gas chambers during the holocaust. </p>
	<p>Yes, Bayer also killed the Jews. </p>
	<p>They also discovered heroin and held a trademark on it until World War I when most of thier assets and trademarks were confiscated.<!-- ~ --><!-- ~ -->
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		<title>Weekly Funny Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-updates</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Funny updates</category>
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	With all the snow here I have been prepping and repairing. Digging
            people out of self made ditches, watching people spin out right in
            front of me on the highway and people deliberatly [...]]]></description>
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	<p>With all the snow here I have been prepping and repairing. Digging<br />
            people out of self made ditches, watching people spin out right in<br />
            front of me on the highway and people deliberatly losing traction<br />
            and spinning out right through main street in town. Its Crazy how<br />
            people drive in winter conditions.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/snowwreck.jpg"/></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/snowwreck2.jpg"/></p>
	<p><img src="http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper630/stills/d559w4a4.jpg" align="absmiddle"/>
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Anyway, That&#8217;s what has kept me from publishing more great stuff to tickle your eyes.  Also, I want to see if any of you are really interested in my &#8220;Funny Balloons&#8221; idea , so here is the first edition. Take this picture&#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/lilrapper.jpg" alt="Yo school" /><br />
&#8230;and give it a text balloon and funny dialogue to suit the picture making it hilarious! Heres an example&#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/lilrapper2.jpg" alt="Yo school2" /><br />
If you are not familiar with any imaging programs such as <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/main.html">Adobe Photoshop</a>, then just submit the picture with the funny dialogue&#8230;..Send your entries to&#8230;<br />
 <strong><br />
<h3>dameonknapp (at) hotmail (dot) com</h3>
</strong><br />
If and when this gets noticed and people start participating, I will be giving out prizes. So lets get to it and start sending entries and making each other laugh our asses off!<br />
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Now for the Funny Pictures&#8230;
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<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/theres-no-tear-in-my-beer/">Theres no tear in my beer!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/melon-sex/">Melon Fucker!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/slutty-stump/">Slutty Stump</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/passive-agressive-peace/">Peace?</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/i-voted-for-felatio/">Sucker!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/never-look-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth/">Never look a gift horse in the mouth!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/nice-security-system/">Now thats Security!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/dont-you-hate-soap-box-preachers/">Don&#8217;t you hate Soap Box Preachers?</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/camel-sex/">Camel Sex</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/dont-look-down/">Someone Save him!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/eat-me/">Eat Me!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/dog-bubble/">Blowin Bubbles</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/you-sure-do-have-a-purty-mouth/">You sure do have a purty mouth!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/my-mouth-is-sexier/">My mouth is Sexier!</a>
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		<title>This Weeks Funny Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-pictures</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 08:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>fUNNY pICTURES</category>
		<guid>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-pictures</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Im workin on getting more and more stufffor you the view. Heres a bit I found. Ill throw in a joke Ive always liked&#8230;.so maybe you know it. If you dont, Enjoy!

A guy walks into a bar carrying a brown paper bag. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, waves the bartender. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><center>Im workin on getting more and more stufffor you the view. Heres a bit I found. Ill throw in a joke Ive always liked&#8230;.so maybe you know it. If you dont, Enjoy!</center><br />
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a brown paper bag. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, waves the bartender. </p>
	<p>&#8220;Whaty&#8217;ll ya have?&#8221; asks the bartender.</p>
	<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll have a whiskey sour.&#8221; says the man.</p>
	<p>The bartender serves up the drink and starts making conversation with the man.</p>
	<p>&#8220;Whatya got there in the bag?&#8221;</p>
	<p>The man dosn&#8217;t say anything and reaches into the bag and pulls out a Tiny little man about a foot high and sets him down on the bar.</p>
	<p>The bartender looking amazed steps back and asks, &#8220;Where in gods name did you get a lil man like that and whatya doin with him there in that bag?&#8221;</p>
	<p>The man then reaches back in the bag and pulls out a Tiny Piano and Tiny Bench, sets them down on the bar and the Tiny Man walks over to the bench scoots it up to the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece from Mozhart.</p>
	<p>The Bartender still astonished with mouth gapped rubs his head and asks &#8220;Where did you find this. This is amazing!&#8221;</p>
	<p>The man takes a swill off of his drink, reaches back into the bag and pulls out a genie&#8217;s lamp. </p>
	<p>As he hands the bartender the lamp he says, &#8220;I found this and rubbed it.&#8221;</p>
	<p>Eagerly the Bartender rubs the lamp and with a whoof of smoke a Genie appears!</p>
	<p>&#8220;You have awaken me, I shall grant you one wish!&#8221;</p>
	<p>The Bartender takes no time to think and blurts out, &#8220;I WANT A MILLION BUCKS&#8221;</p>
	<p>The Genie waves his hands and says, &#8220;Your wish is my command.&#8221; </p>
	<p>As quick as the Genie appeared, he vanishes back into his lamp.</p>
	<p>The man puts all his little wonders back in his bag and sips on his drink while the Bartender stands there and wonders what will happen.</p>
	<p>A minute later a duck walks into the bar. Then another duck&#8230;.and another&#8230;&#8230;.another. Soon the bar is full of ducks. Ducks Everywhere.</p>
	<p>The Bartender looking boggled asks the man, &#8220;Is your genie there deaf or what? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks?!?!&#8221;</p>
	<p>The Man gets up, Slams the rest of his drink and says, &#8220;No Shit! You think I really wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!?!?&#8221;</p>
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<center>Now for the funny pictures</center></p>
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	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/beavis-and-butt-bush">Beavis and Butt-Bush</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/world-record-big-horn">Them Some Big Horns</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/boob-goddess">Boob Goddess</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/bush-caught-red-handed">Bush Caught Red Handed</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/pussy-close-up">Close up of some pussy</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/checker-illusion">An Illsuion for your eye</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/animal-cracker-sex">Animal crackers gettin funky</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/big-shitty-job">Big shitty job</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/naked-chess">Naked chess</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/really-dumb-person">Nice lift</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/knee-nipple">Knee nipple</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/bridge-under-water">I take the ferry thanks</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/old-fart">Lets get nostalgic</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/church-sign">&#8220;Oh God!&#8221;</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/dont-kill-the-cockroaches">Bug Cancer</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/get-the-cops-attention">Ever wait for the cops?</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/power-hawg">This Hawg has some power</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/i-hit-a-dog">&#8220;I hit a dog&#8230;&#8221;</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/mommie-has-a-fat-ass">Moms fat butt</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/bad-habit">Tight Nun</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/priceless-frozen">Priceless&#8211;Frozen</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/theres-a-limit-for-everyone">Dont Speed Bitch!</a></li>
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		<title>Funny Shit &#8212; LOOK!</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-updates</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Funny updates</category>
		<guid>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-updates</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Extremely busy blah blah&#8230;you dont wanna hear my shit so heres your pictures&#8230;.laugh n&#8217; giggle. 
	Don&#8217;t forget to send me your funny pictures &#8230;. I will also be starting a new portion to this site. Funny balloons&#8230;..something like that&#8230;I will supply pictures like this &#8230;

or this&#8230;

..I will find and fill in captions&#8230;. and get results [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><center>Extremely busy blah blah&#8230;you dont wanna hear my shit so heres your pictures&#8230;.laugh n&#8217; giggle. </p>
	<p>Don&#8217;t forget to send me your funny pictures &#8230;. I will also be starting a new portion to this site. Funny balloons&#8230;..something like that&#8230;I will supply pictures like this &#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnyballoons/cameltalk.jpg" alt="camel talk" /><br />
or this&#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnyballoons/boyfall.jpg" alt="Boyfall" /><br />
..I will find and fill in captions&#8230;. and get results like this&#8230;<br />
<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnyballoons/boulders.jpg" alt="Boulders" /></p>
	<p>I&#8217;m thinking about weekly or bi-weekly contests to you people&#8230;.where you submit your pictures and captions. I think it will be great. Drop me any thoughts or pictures to start with.<br />
<hr /><br />
Anyway&#8230; on with the show&#8230;</p>
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<ul>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/lil-stripper-in-the-works">Good Girl, Learn your Abc&#8217;s</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/watch-the-splinters-bitch">Woody Beaver</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/have-you-seen-my-keys">Have you seen my Keys??</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/wtf-are-you-looking-at">WTF, Wheres all the fucking mustard?</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/owned-drunk-pussy">Owned &#8212; Drunken Pussy</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/owned-honda">Owned &#8212; Dude, wheres my tires?</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/latex-camel-toe">Squeaky Camel Toe</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/hail-to-the-chief">Hail to the Chief</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/bush-heard-rumors">I heard me some rumors</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/theres-no-words">Unexplainable &#8212; Lame Files</a></li>
	<li><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/breaking-the-barrier">Breaking the Barrier</a></li>
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		<title>I must go shoot pool!</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/uncategorized</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 22:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
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I must go shoot pool&#8230;.I havent stroked my stick nor busted my balls in quite some time!


I know, weve all seen this one. But in his prime&#8230;lets just say &#8230;..GET OUT OF THE WATER!!!!!
Anyway I post because its right next to the table i play on at Black Dog Billiard Parlor.
	Beer!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><center><img src="http://espn.go.com/media/classic/2001/0423/photo/a_fats_i.jpg" alt="minnie fats"  border="2"/><strong><br />
I must go shoot pool&#8230;.I havent stroked my stick nor busted my balls in quite some time!</strong><br />
<hr /><br />
<img src="http://www.newdeco.com/billiards/photos/Photo4.jpg" alt="minnie again" border="2"/><br />
<strong>I know, weve all seen this one. But in his prime&#8230;lets just say &#8230;..GET OUT OF THE WATER!!!!!<br />
Anyway I post because its right next to the table i play on at Black Dog Billiard Parlor.</p>
	<h3>Beer!</h3>
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		<title>True Filth in America</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/uncategorized</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized</category>
	<category>Pure American Filth</category>
		<guid>http://www.filthyamerica.com/uncategorized</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Records obtained by the Daily Press from a 2001 report show that the U.S secretly dumped 64 million pounds of mustard and nerve gas into the ocean after world war II. The weapons also included 400 000 chemical filled bombs, 500 tons of radioactive waste, land mines and rockets that were dumped off the shores [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<blockquote><strong>Records obtained by the Daily Press from a 2001 report show that the U.S secretly dumped 64 million pounds of mustard and nerve gas into the ocean after world war II. The weapons also included 400 000 chemical filled bombs, 500 tons of radioactive waste, land mines and rockets that were dumped off the shores of the countries they were used by US forces in. In 2004 a clam dredging operation off New Jersey hauled up an old artillery shell which was filled with a black tar like substance which was mustard gas in solid form and three bomb disposal technicians sent in to dismantle it were later injured, one of them hospitalized with pus filled blisters on his arm.</strong></p></blockquote>
	<p><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/watch-where-you-take-your-shit/">The WHOLE Story</a></p>
	<p><a href="http://www.filthyamerica.com/watch-where-you-take-your-shit/26/">SKIP TO THE PICTURES</a>
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		<title>Just a thought</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/mind-seepage</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Mind Seepage</category>
		<guid>http://www.filthyamerica.com/mind-seepage</guid>
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Beings that this blog is still in the beginning and I&#8217;m still wondering what im going to put here&#8230;.total&#8230;. this image brought up something.

Conspiracy Theory

So with that being said, I will go back to getting more garb for you people out there&#8230;..If anyone is seeing this yet, Im not sure if you are or not, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><center><img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/hogwash.jpg" alt="Conspiracy theories"  border="2"/><br />
Beings that this blog is still in the beginning and I&#8217;m still wondering what im going to put here&#8230;.total&#8230;. this image brought up something.<br />
<strong><br />
<h3>Conspiracy Theory</h3>
</strong><br />
So with that being said, I will go back to getting more garb for you people out there&#8230;..If anyone is seeing this yet, Im not sure if you are or not, but  PLEASE send me an email&#8230;.tell me what YOU want.  <strong>deej (at) 2houseplague (dawt) com</strong></p>
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		<title>Stupid Fuckin Laws</title>
		<link>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-updates</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Funny updates</category>
		<guid>http://www.filthyamerica.com/funny-updates</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	I know these are pretty dumb. Im currently looking for some more serious laws that lack mental standards. I found some Fancy rhetoric concerning Roe vs Wade, Doe vs Bolton and a lil on this new Miers chick being nominated and then withdrawing herself as chair of the supreme court. I may have to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I know these are pretty dumb. Im currently looking for some more serious laws that lack mental standards. I found some Fancy rhetoric concerning Roe vs Wade, Doe vs Bolton and a lil on this new Miers chick being nominated and then withdrawing herself as chair of the supreme court. I may have to get into a lil of that side of this country. But dont get me wrong. I&#8217;m still going to fill your head with funny pictures, dumb  criminals and just downright stupidity produced from the best country in the world!!<br />
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Alaska- You can&#8217;t wake up a sleeping bear, just to take its picture&#8230;.. Say Cheese!!!!</p>
	<p>Florida-Unmarried women may not parachute on Sundays.</p>
	<p>Idaho- You can&#8217;t fish from the back of a camel. (Who has a pet camel in Idaho anyway?!?)</p>
	<p>Oklahoma-Whaling is illegal. (hint-there aren&#8217;t any oceans ar whales in Oklahoma!)<br />
You also can&#8217;t sleep on a refrigerator OUTDOORS, although it is perfectly legal to sleep on your refrigerator in public, as long as you are indoors.</p>
	<p>Baldwin Park, California- You can&#8217;t (and why would you?) ride bicycles in swimming pools.</p>
	<p>Houston, Texas- You can&#8217;t sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.</p>
	<p>Lexington, Kentucky- You can&#8217;t carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket. </p>
	<p>Marion, Ohio- You can&#8217;t walk backwards on a city street while eating a donut.</p>
	<p>Myrtle Creek, Oregon- No boxing with kangaroos. (Wait, there are kangaroos in Oregon???)</p>
	<p>Nashville, Tennessee- You must be at least 18 years old to play pinball.</p>
	<p>New Orleans- You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.</p>
	<p>Whitehall, Montana- You can&#8217;t drive a car with ice picks attached to the wheels.</p>
	<p>Wynona, Oklahoma- You can&#8217;t wash your clothes in a birdbath. (Be careful&#8230;the neighbors are watching!)<br />
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I used to live right by Myrtle Creek Oregon&#8230;. That&#8217;s just too funny. It&#8217;s just a lil podunk town. Kangaroos&#8230;.laughable.
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		<dc:creator>Deej</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	THIS&#8230;. RIGHT HERE&#8230;..(are you watching)&#8230;&#8230;RIGHT FUCKING HERE IS WHERE PLATFORM IS LAYED. THE CONCRETE IS BEING POURED AND WILL SOON HARDEN &#8230;..Then&#8230;..and once again&#8230;. YOU WILL ALL BE FUCKED!

The Wrath is Upon You!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><center>THIS&#8230;. RIGHT HERE&#8230;..(are you watching)&#8230;&#8230;RIGHT FUCKING HERE IS WHERE PLATFORM IS LAYED. THE CONCRETE IS BEING POURED AND WILL SOON HARDEN &#8230;..Then&#8230;..and once again&#8230;. YOU WILL ALL BE FUCKED!<br />
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<strong>The Wrath is Upon You!</strong><br />
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<img src="http://www.filthyamerica.com/funnypictures/introme.jpg" width="360" height="272" align="left" alt="me bitch"/>Hi,<br />
        I&#8217;m Deej and I will be bringing you pictures, sounds, images, movies, clips, stories, announcements, updates, headings, titles, moments, reccolections of most anything amusing, tickling, pleasing, not-so-pleasing, disturbing, frightening, boggling, dumbfounding, horrifying, groin lightening(youknow&#8230;.that feeling of weightlessness), any feeling you get, Im gonna try to stretch my fingers through the psyche of your minds. This material will be gleaned from anywhere and everywhere (hopefully tons from you &#8212; the public) and then will be republished by yours truly for your &#8230; &quot;entertainment&quot;!  I hope to make you laugh, cry, get pissed and Kick someones ass (hopefully not mine &#8212; See Disclaimer) Lets just hope you stick with then ooh and ahhhs &#8230;. and die crying from laughter!<br />
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