A guy walks into a bar carrying a brown paper bag. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, waves the bartender.
“Whaty’ll ya have?” asks the bartender.
“I’ll have a whiskey sour.” says the man.
The bartender serves up the drink and starts making conversation with the man.
“Whatya got there in the bag?”
The man dosn’t say anything and reaches into the bag and pulls out a Tiny little man about a foot high and sets him down on the bar.
The bartender looking amazed steps back and asks, “Where in gods name did you get a lil man like that and whatya doin with him there in that bag?”
The man then reaches back in the bag and pulls out a Tiny Piano and Tiny Bench, sets them down on the bar and the Tiny Man walks over to the bench scoots it up to the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece from Mozhart.
The Bartender still astonished with mouth gapped rubs his head and asks “Where did you find this. This is amazing!”
The man takes a swill off of his drink, reaches back into the bag and pulls out a genie’s lamp.
As he hands the bartender the lamp he says, “I found this and rubbed it.”
Eagerly the Bartender rubs the lamp and with a whoof of smoke a Genie appears!
“You have awaken me, I shall grant you one wish!”
The Bartender takes no time to think and blurts out, “I WANT A MILLION BUCKS”
The Genie waves his hands and says, “Your wish is my command.”
As quick as the Genie appeared, he vanishes back into his lamp.
The man puts all his little wonders back in his bag and sips on his drink while the Bartender stands there and wonders what will happen.
A minute later a duck walks into the bar. Then another duck….and another…….another. Soon the bar is full of ducks. Ducks Everywhere.
The Bartender looking boggled asks the man, “Is your genie there deaf or what? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks?!?!”
The Man gets up, Slams the rest of his drink and says, “No Shit! You think I really wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!?!?”
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